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We want to

be upfront

about something

Proprietary Process

You see a lot of these out there. A lot of places give them cool names. Some even trademark them, because that bestows Instant Credibility™. But when you really pay attention, you notice they’re all saying pretty much the same thing. True differences come down to the people doing the work and the knowledge and talents of those people.

Proprietary Process

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Buzzword Blitz

Did you ever leave a meeting muttering, “I liked what they were saying,
I just wish they’d used more tortured clichés and incomprehensible jargon”? Neither have we.

Buzzword Blitz

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Arrogant Attitude

We’ve seen clients who’ve actually become intimidated by their agencies’ domineering ways. Being creative does not give one license to be a jerk.

Arrogant Attitude

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Exasperating Excuses

A huge part of this business is communicating and managing expectations. Good rule of thumb: better to under-promise and
over-deliver than the other way around.

Exasperating Excuses

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Sticker Shock

We value long-term partnerships over short-term windfalls. You value value. Together we’ll find a solution that works for everyone.

Sticker Shock

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There are a lot of things that we won't give you. Basic things. Things so associated with agencies that you may question our professionalism for not providing them.

Nevertheless, if you're looking for the following, best we part ways now: